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In our school we play loads of exciting games. Our class teacher is Mrs Ashworth she is a good teacher. Our helper teacher for Literacy is Mrs Roberts.
On Fridays we have a gold book assembly with Mr Allen.
On our school website we could put some jokes for eg….
Why did the Zebra cross the road?
To make a Zebra crossing.
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
To find Pooh.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body.
How do gorrilas cook their food?
They grill it.
What did the police man say to his stomach?
You're under a vest.
In year 4/5 Fir we all wrote a Fable and this is my Fable:
THE LION AND THE MONKEY
One day a lion came up to a monkey and said “ let me sleep
stop making them noises.” “ I have got a big headache, it’s been
a month I am going to die the vet said!” “Can I help you?” asked the
monkey . “I don’t know “ said the lion. “ Where’s your family?” asked the
monkey. “ Over that gate, I can’t get to them.” “ I have got an idea
I can bring your family here.”
“Just get a rope, chuck it over the gate, I will hold onto the rope, jump over and
Get your family here” said the monkey.
The next day the lion and the monkey got the rope chucked it over the gate,
and swung over the gate. The monkey brought the family over to the lion.
The lion was getting even more ill, the monkey called the vet.
After one hour the vet came out and said, “ there is nothing to
worry about, he just needs rest.” He’s sleeping at the moment.” When the
lion woke up he said a big thank you to the monkey, and gave the monkey a
big bunch of bananas.
Its not always about good and bad!
By Ayesha |