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In our school we play loads of exciting games. Our class teacher is Mrs Ashworth she is a good teacher. Our helper teacher for Literacy is Mrs Roberts. On Fridays we have a gold book assembly with Mr Allen.
On our school website we could put some jokes for eg
Why did the Zebra cross the road?
To make a Zebra crossing
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
To find Pooh
Why cant the most popular crisps run a marathon?
Because they are walkers
Why didn’t the skelton go to the patry ?
Because he didn’t have no body
How do Gorrilas cook food?
They grill it
What did the police man say to his stomach?
Your under a vest
In 4/5 Fir we all wrote a Fable and this is my Fable :
THE ELEPHANT AND THE SQUIRREL
One sunny day a tiny Squirrel was going to the Zoo when suddenly he met a massive, scary Elephant which was stomping around fastly and nearly stood on the poor, terrified squirrel. The Squirrel curled up in the dark corner.
The Elephant stopped stomping around. The Elephant had a sore head.
The Squirrel asked “ Can I help you?”. The Elephant said “ How could you help me”
The Squirrel replied “ Well I could get you a headache tablet.” So he did.
The Elephant said “ Thank you “ the squirrel said “ Its alright”.
The Elephant said “ Just because your small you’re a great person”.
The squirrel said “ You should never judge people by there size” |