On the school website I would like to see loads of funny jokes that some kids can put on the website and you could keep adding more and more.

 Why did the zebra cross the road?

To make a zebra crossing.

Why cant the most popular crisps run a marithen?

Because there walkers.

Why did tigger put his head down the toilet?

Because he was looking for pooh.

How do gorrilas cook their food?

They grill it.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body.

What time is it when a dinosaur is chasing you?

Time to run.

What do Chinese mice eat?

Egg fried mice.

Knock knock

whos there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

What do monkeys carry?

Keys.

What did winnie the pooh say when he got home from work?

Are you o.k honey.

What did the police man say to his stomach?

Your under a vest.

In year 4/5 fir we all wrote fables and this is my fable.

                             THE MONKEY AND THE GIRAFFE

          One day a monkey was strowling throw the jungle. He was feeling a bit off colour he was a fluffy cushon.

          The monkey didn’t have any friends because everybody in the jungle said he wasn’t their type he was very rich and they were very poor. The monkey asked once more but they said

Nooooo were not going to play with you go find your own friends!!!

        Ill give you some money if you will be my friend said the monkey.

  NO! said everybody

The next day a new animal came into the jungle it was a giraffe. The monkey said to the giraffe.

Can I play with you and if you do I will give you some money.

The giraffe said I will play with you but I don’t want your money.

Thank you said the monkey.

Your welcome said the giraffe. The monkey was as happy as a clown.

Which goes to show money doesn’t buy everything.

By AMRIT